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@Annabell
0
18
@Sofija
221
Ooh
The greatest stories ever told
Have a hero who must be bold
They learn a sense of right and wrong
And better learn the sense through song
Musicals tell the impossible (The impossible)
They evoke the philosophical, ooh yeah
So tonight we're gonna chronicle
A story so astronomical
The last remaining story to tell
The guy who didn't like musicals
(Didn't like, didn't like, didn't like-a-like 'em)
(Didn't like, didn't like, didn't like-a-like 'em)
I mean what the fuck?
(Didn't like, did not like-a-like 'em)
He's the guy who didn't like musicals
(Didn't like, didn't like, didn't like-a-like 'em)
(Didn't like, didn't like, didn't like-a-like 'em)
Yeah, what the fuck?
(Didn't like, did not like like-a-like 'em)
In the tiny town of Hatchetfield
Lived an awful grinch named Paul
He spends his days surfing the web
And not singing and dancing with us all
Should we kill him? Should we kill him?
Oh, he pines after a cute little barista
Isn't that worth a show stopping fiesta, yeah
But for some damn reason
He won't join our singing season
What an ass
What a bitch
What a cock
The guy who didn't like musicals
(Didn't like, didn't like, didn't like-a-like 'em)
(Didn't like, didn't like, didn't like-a-like 'em)
I mean what the fuck?
(Didn't like, did not like, did not like like-a-like 'em)
He's the guy who didn't like musicals
(Didn't like, didn't like, didn't like-a-like 'em)
Na, na, na, na, na...
Na, na, na, na, na, ah...
(Didn't like, did not like, did not like like-a-like 'em)
It's the end of the world, Paul (end of the world)
If you don't sing (if you don't sing)
This is the bridge, Paul (this is the bridge)
Where we globalize everything
And the words will come to you
We swear we will teach you
What it means to love
What it means to obey, Paul
The apotheosis is upon us
Yay!
Did you hear the word?
What's the word?
He's a coming
Who's a coming?
Paul's a comin'
Paul's a comin'?
The star of the show
Now for his headlining entrance
Time to swoon at his leading man essence
His name is in the title
He's destined to go viral
Here he is
His name is Paul
Enter now!
Where the fuck is he?
I have no fucking clue
The guy just doesn't like musicals
(Didn't like, didn't like, didn't like-a-like 'em)
(Didn't like, didn't like, didn't like-a-like 'em) Yeah
(Didn't like, did not like, did not like like-a-like 'em)
He's the guy who didn't like musicals
(Didn't like, didn't like, didn't like-a-like 'em)
Na, na, na, na, na
Na, na, na, na, na, ah...
(Didn't like, did not like, did not like like-a-like 'em) Ooh
And he definitely won't like me, yeah
(Didn't like, didn't like, didn't like-a-like 'em)
(Didn't like, didn't like, didn't like-a-like 'em)
(Didn't like, did not like, did not like like-a-like 'em)
He's the guy who didn't like musicals
(Didn't like, didn't like, didn't like-a-like 'em)
Na, na, na, na, na
Na, na, na, na, na, ah...
(Didn't like, did not like, did not like like-a-like 'em)
Paul, you piece of shit
30
@Rut
119
If I leave here tomorrow
Would you still remember me?
For I must be travelling on, now,
'Cause there's too many places I've got to see.
But, if I stayed here with you, girl,
Things just couldn't be the same.
'Cause I'm as free as a bird now,
And this bird you can not change.
Lord knows, I can't change.
Bye, bye, its been a sweet love.
Though this feeling I can't change.
But please don't take it badly,
'Cause Lord knows I'm to blame.
But, if I stayed here with you girl,
Things just couldn't be the same.
Cause I'm as free as a bird now,
And this bird you'll never change.
And this bird you can not change.
Lord knows, I can't change.
Lord help me, I can't change
30
@Kotryna
68
Emma, I'm sorry
You lost
Emma, I'm sorry
You lost your way
What if I told you I made it
And this is the life that I chose?
Would you even believe it, Emma?
Do you believe in ghosts?
What if told you a story
That settled all the dust?
I'm still the man you trust
It's inevitable for us
No! Get away from me! You're not Paul, you're one of them!
Before, I had no ambition
But now my life is a song
Don't you want to see me happy?
Is it so tragically wrong?
What if the only choice is
You have to sing to survive?
We must go on with the show
It's inevitable...
To know what I want now (know what you want now)
Emma, I want you to join the party
Are you going to tip me? (Get your cup of coffee!)
Look at the fun we're having already! (What?)
I found my calling
You can do the same now
Put your words to lyrics
And you're playing the game now
It's all there is and all there ever was
Emma!
Let me puke in your mouth
And just open your food bin, girl
And you can join the hive
Then show me your hands!
Show me those jazz hands!
Get em' up or you're shit outta luck!
Show me your hands!
Show me those jazz hands!
Or I might be inclined...
To plant my seed!
The hive needs to feed!
Happiness is guaranteed!
If you just give us one last...
Show-stopping number!
With Emma front and center!
A kick line is inevitable!
What if I told you a story
How the world became peaceful and just?
It was inevitable!
Inevitable!
Inevitable!
The apotheosis is upon us!
15
@Ollie
1020
23
@Tuva
668
12
@Vanda
255
16
@Angelica
85
Ma'am, I need you to take a step back
You're facing the law, not the clerk at The Gap
Yeah, we're cops
Yeah, we're cops
You'd better shape on up
You better empty out all of them pockets
But don't empty out all of them pockets
Yeah, we're cops
Yeah, we're cops
And we make sense
Show me your hands!
Show me those jazz hands
Get 'em up or you'll end up in cuffs
Show me your hands
Show me those jazz hands
Or I might
Be inclined
To shoot you up
You go forty in a thirty-five
Check your mirror, you'll find hell has arrived
'Cause we're cops
Yeah, we're cops
We're up in your shi-et
Kathy lost her cat in a tree
Contact Fire, not the HFPD
'Cause we're cops
Yeah, we're cops
Her cat is dead!
Show me your hands
Show me those jazz hands
Get 'em up or you'll end up in cuffs
Show me your hands
Show me those jazz hands
Or I might
Be inclined to shoot you
Step away from the vehicle
Step away from the vehicle
Get back in the vehicle
Get back in the vehicle
Slowly get out of the vehicle
Slowly get out of the vehicle
Do the things I say, I'm a cop
Step away from the vehicle (Get those hands up) {whee-yoo, whee-yoo}
Step away from the vehicle (Get those hands up) {whee-yoo, whee-yoo}
Get back in the vehicle (Put those hands up) {whee-yoo, whee-yoo}
Get back in the vehicle (Put those hands up) {whee-yoo, whee-yoo}
Slowly get out of the vehicle (Get those hands up)
Slowly get out of the vehicle (Get those hands up)
Do the things I say (Up, down!)
I'm a cop!
9-1-1, emergency call
Got a 4-1-1, at a shopping mall
Better pack your heat and utility belt
Any mall rats comin' in hot, they'll melt
Sarge, that's your wife on the 9-1-1
What that bitch want, Sarge
She wants to snug
Grab your nine millimetre and a doughnut bucket
Want my badge number
Put in your mouth and suck it!
Oh, Sam, please stop! I'm your wife, just talk to me, baby!
Show me your hands (ba-pa-ra-ba-ra)
Show me those jazz hands (ba-pa-ra-ba-ra)
Get 'em up or you'll end up in cuffs (ba-pa-ra-ba-ra)
Show me your hands (uh-ba-pa-ra-ba-ra)
Show me those jazz hands (ba-pa-ra-ba-ra)
Or I might
Be inclined
To shoot you
24
@Elizabete
238
I'm not your girl anymore
I'm not that tween that you drove here for
I'm not your girl anymore
I overtook her body with an infectious spore
You left me out of your sight for one second
And look what happens, nightmare time
It's worse than you could imagine
Not sex and not drugs
Just alien invading minds
No more family vacays together
'Cause your only daughter's under the weather
And if you actually paid attention to me
You'd see, I'm not your seed
I'm not your angsty teen
No matter what you believe
The apple's fallen far from the tree
It's not my fault anymore
No more curfews to be late for
It's not my fault anymore
No more being worried and waiting by the door
Did you know that I wanted to live with you?
(Look what happens, nightmare time) O-ooh
When you needed to fight,
You gave her that too
(Aliens invading minds) Ah-ooh
Did you know mom let Deb sleep over?
And you're right about Deb, she's a hardcore stoner
And if you wonder what lead your daughter astray
Well, daddy wasn't here to say
Not your seed
I'm not your perfect teen
I'm fucking seventee-en
At least I was before you left me
Why does it hurt to love you?
Why am I in pain?
Why does it hurt to know you?
You'll let me down again
If I turned my insides out,
Would you even know that I was there?
Why does it hurt to love you?
Why does it hurt
To love?
I'm not your seed (Not your girl, not your girl)
Now maybe you'll listen to me (Listen to me, listen to me)
I'm sure you'll let me bleed (Let me bleed)
Not at all your seed
'Cause I'm not your girl anymore
30
@Vilte
102
Get your cup of roasted coffee
Your morning cup of Joey
We'll make a jamming cup of java
Mocha latte with the froth for you, Jack
Frappuccino with the freshly roasted mung beans
It's a caramel drizzle mud in a cup
With a drip, drip, drip drip, drip
And we'll bring it right up!
Hey Mr. Business
How do you do?
Can we get a triple for you?
Decaf! Wha-at?
Decaf! Wha-at?
Doo-doo do-doo-doo
Do-doo-doo do-doo-doo
And we'll bring it right up!
Oy oy oy!
Ah...
And we'll bring it
And we'll bring it
Right-
Right-
Right-
And we'll bring it right up!
30
@Lukne
119
What's in your soul?
Is your heart so damp and bleak
That you won't give us a peek of your soul?
Just let it out
There's a voice inside of you
On the edge of coming through
What's it about?
And I know it's a singular voice, Paul
You've just got to give up your choice
Just let it out, let it out, let it out!
Let it out, let it out, let it out!
Just let it out, let it out, let it out!
Let it out, let it out—
(Never!)
What was that?
You let it out
Was that a note (or just a sound?)
(Am I finally coming round to a rhyming scheme?)
Oh god!
Just (stop it!) I'm split in two!
Is this me, (or is this you?)
(Am I dead?) I'm coming apart
(At the seams!)
(La da da da da da da da da) NO!
(No no no no no no no!)
Just let it out, let it out, let it out!
Let it out, let it out, let it out!
Just let it out, let it out, let it out!
Let it out, let it out, let it
I've never been happy
(Wouldn't that be nice?)
Is this the secret?
(Singing and dancing through life?)
Is my integrity worth anything at all?
(But happiness can't come before its fall)
Am I crazy?
(Maybe I've always been)
I've become what I've hated?
(Or maybe I never did, It's awful freeing now)
To share the hate I felt
But what will I let in if I
Let it out?
Let it out, let it out, let it out!
(Am I crazy?) I don't think so
Let it out, let it out, let it out!
(Maybe I've always been)
Just let it out, let it out, let it out!
God help me out!
Let it out, let it out
If I let it
(Out!)
We will not be resisted
I don't like musicals!
30
@Amelija
136
It is time
To die!
Sorry to interrupt
But we got bones to pluck
The time for chaos is long past overdue
Death isn't optional
In fact it's optimal
Your time is up
And now we go through you
We tried to convince you
In soliloquy
But now we'll kill you
With more than harmony!
Just die
Join us
And die
Join us
And die
Join us
And die
All you gotta do is
Join us
And die
Join us
And die
Join us
And die
All you gotta do is!
Here's how it's gonna go
We're gonna kick your ass
And then we're gonna
Fucking kick your ass
We're gonna puke all that goo
Into your mouth where your food
And all your cells will renew and be enhanced
It's a death-like process that you gotta see
Ahhhhh
Your own body
Is your front row seat
To die!
Join us
And die
Join us
And die
Join us
And die
All you gotta do is
Join us
And die
Join us
And die
Join us and
Punch it!
Squeeze it!
Crush it!
Kill it!
Ride it!
Drag it!
Wind it up
Kick its nuts!
Here's how it's gonna go—